Call me Lindendale

This blog will be the very essence of half-ass. If I weren’t so lazy, I would Photoshop a moon shot and paste one cheek on the homepage, because that is what this is all about.

With all the blogging and Facebook posting going on, you can practically hear the lifeforce of the world being sucked right out. It sounds like one of those shop-vacs slurping up ten gallons of spilt chocolate pudding. Listen to me! My thoughts are so valuable! I’m an individual!

Can’t we stop and just listen to someone else for a change? Hold eye contact for more than three seconds? Try it. Listen to me instead. I am the shop-vac on reverse. I’m writing my name in the snow with pudding.

Plus, I’m way hamsome:

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Best, Lindendale

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