Admit it: Santa is objectively terrifying

It’s not some phobia from when you were young. It’s not that kids are skittish around strangers. He’s just really, really scary.

Just look at this bastard. If I saw that crawling out of my fireplace I’d start whacking it with a poker, and I wouldn’t stop until it was a wet, unrecognizable mess. Seriously. Close the flue.

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One Response to “Admit it: Santa is objectively terrifying”

darbydale Says:
December 24, 2008 at 6:18 am

I’m fairly hung over from last night, but I have to agree that this isn’t the type of guy you want to see at 3 am sitting at your dining room table eating cookies. While we are on the topic, reindeer are frightening also.

I need IV fluids.

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